Birdman flies the coup...

He didn't show up really for the last two games against the Lakers. He had no presence on the court. No zip. And after a big night early in the week, JR Smith didn't really show up Wednesday night in LA going 1-10 from behind the three point line.

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Least Interesting Tweet of the Day

Chris Mortensen, Everybody. Chris Mortensen.

Try not to run anybody over out there, chief.

Bunch of Dicks Sitting Around Yapping

Christ. Nice Video. Bunch of guys singing about being in love and not a vagina anywhere in the room.

PROOF OF CONCEPT !!!!

Who wants to see 80 (i think there are 80 guys in this band) being LAZY whining about taking corny little strolls, and then...that's it. That's all you get. Check out the guy that John Denver used to beat the shit out of at 1:43 into the vid.

There could have been some good acting here, some drama. Nope.

What was the budget for this pile of shit anyway?

31 years later and I AM INCENSED.

Ah, yes, Mission Accomplished

I love Apple, but is the inscription on this iPod really the right message to send to grads, given the climate of the current job market? Is their "mission" truly "accomplished"? Reminds me of the last time I heard the phrase, you know, when...oh nevermind.

TODAY IS WEDNESDAY

I MAKE MY TRIUMPHANT RETURN TO BLOGGING BY REPOSTING OTHER PEOPLE'S STUFF:

The Awl likes Jesse Ventura. Watch him go to town on The View

Adam "Ad Rock" Horowtiz is the subject of the new SOFT FOCUS

Frank LLoyd Wright LEGO

AMEN

Car Warranty Robocallers Feel the Heat

a little over the top, no?

Hey, we're glad you took history in junior college, guy:

Then another in Green Bay to catch the tears of the Lambeau Loyalists who may see their beloved legend become this generation's Henri Petain.

...AND...

He might as well saw down the statues of Vince Lombardi and Curly Lambeau when the Vikings come back for their annual divisional visit. Forget ever returning, Brett.

that's hyperbole. in 10 or 20 years time, Favre's stint with the Vikings (if it even happens) will be looked at as a strange anomaly, and lucid Packers fans-- those not suffocated by years of self-victimization and rubber cheese hat toxicity --will be thankful they got 2 Super Bowl trips and 1 Super Bowl win out of Favre.

'Cause it certainly ain't happening again any time soon.

if people tell you they hate twitter

95% of the time, they are not even on it.

the 5% of folks who are on and HATE it, most likely hate that news outlets use it as an RSS feed. --I'm talking to you LaCrosse Tribune.

and when governors use it to tell us they haven't got a fucking original thought in their heads:



or when a journalist whose work you enjoy and respect, has a less than desirable twitter personality (update: the same could be said for my own tweets):



thanks for the fortune cookie.

Kentucky Derby

Too swamped this year to accurately dive in

Here's the guide.
DERBY

weirdest "mash up" ever

peaches, some crazy lady, and andy griffith???????

this has been around for a while so apologies if you have seen it


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