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GENIUS

Yes he is...especially since he called the person who used the word "pussy" in the comments section of his column a "jackass" in his own Twitter feed. Nice teachable moment there. Way to rise above, Kurt.



I should take pains to measure my language carefully. As I said, I hadn’t intended to display glee over this incident. Some of my language in an early version of the blog item and some Twitter remarks was not consistent with my intention. No Doy!

UNREAL RURAL DRIVE BY, SPARKED BY BAD WEED SALE

good stuff.

is it possible to love something and hate it at the same time?

Now I know what you’re thinking. What about the shelter animals? Won’t the ambitious folks amongst us start claiming them and—with one eye on our laptop screens, and another on our new standard poodle—performing unnecessary appendectomies and tracheotomies on them, just to get our chops in the medical arena?

Sooner or later I guess every New Yorker or possibly every person living in North America will have their "I saw Jayson Williams and he was TRASHED!!!!" story. Mine happened tonight. On Front Street underneath the Brooklyn Bridge in Manhattan. I was coming out of Cowgirl Seahorse with my wife and kids after carving pumpkins. A tall guy in a big, loose coat shuffles past. I'm pretty sure it's him. It's about 7:30. He's kinda wasted. He turns the corner. I have my kid yell "Hey, Jayson." Yup. It's him. Jayson is on his cellphone. He turns, smiles and staggers back. He likes the pumpkin. He tells us he is going to get his kids. Uptown. He's animated, happy and, well, also just kinda totaled. By life. The guy is clearly carrying around some heavy baggage.

Ever since Jayson blew that middle-aged greek or russian limo driver, Costas "Gus" Christofi, away, by "accident," I've been kinda pissed at him. It was such a crummy, moronic turn of events, pulled off by an entitled jock douche who should have known better. Almost 8 years have gone by. He'll be retried in January...if he is still alive. It would be corny if I was being dramatic, but Jayson's basically a walking Shakespearean character at this point. The dude is paying for what he did. He is in pain. I feel bad for the guy who lost his life, but this is no way for Jayson Williams to go out. I don't know who is in his corner. I don't know if he deserves to have someone in his corner. But this is sad.

image stolen from the NJ Star Ledger

AERIAL BOW FISHING

new will ferrell/adam mckay thing

Kato Kaelin returns to 1994 in VICE