David: It's tough to imagine Andy Reid not coaching the Eagles. Or coaching anywhere. I assume he'll spend some more time with dairy products, and also probably his family, if relieved of his duties.
Jeff: I would like to see Sofia Coppola make a movie about him. Or loosely based on him. With Andy Reid playing Andy Reid. Almost a documentary but more tastefully lit. Just a 90-minute montage of him on those moving walk ways in airports. International airports all over the world. All by himself. Andy just floating, drifting by.
David: He falls in love with Rachel McAdams, kind of, but it can't last.
Jeff: There's like 9 lines of dialogue.
David: It's set in like Brussels. Or Camden, NJ.
Jeff: He's scouting. "I was a coach." That is the only line you hear in the first half hour.
David: It's all very lyrical. At the end, he cries behind the menu of a Chili's Too in the Dallas-Fort Worth airport.
Jeff: Andy sees Rachel McAdams in Hong Kong and smiles. That's his first smile. 45 minutes into the film. Then again in San Fran.
David: She says hi. "So are you scouting players?" She asks. "Nope... Just scouting, I guess. Just seeing what I can see."
Jeff: Then in Sydney, Australia. She's a publicist for Apple. Or someone who has made a new must-have hardware device. She is rolling it out around the world. It is coveted by billionaires and lepers. But she is empty inside. "So who are you?" she asks him at a rooftop Howard Johnson's bar in Saudi Arabia. "The question is who was I," Andy says.
David: "That's what I'm trying to figure out."
Jeff: "Now I'm just Andy."
David: The last shot is him taking a whistle off his neck and dropping it into a garbage can before boarding a flight.
Jeff: "And I guess, I have to get comfy being Andy... and also awkwardly and nervously tremble as I rub an ice cube down your naked back in the Vienna Four Seasons."
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