I could see Lovie Smith or even Brian Urlacher campaigning for the Bears, only to be stopped 1.3 seconds into it by Mike Martz. "I'll handle this. Thanks. Newt's a friend, so, well, I've been there. Just like the Super Bowl. Ahem. It's an absolute and terrifying pleasure watching this offense begin to function and also click and infuse the Windy City with some gridiron alchemy. I view it as fluid. And at every position, my philosophy is we have a tube. A series of tubes that span across the field. And, not to get too technical but that tube should become flush with the fluidity of our success. That makes for a dynamic...On a side note, I've been asked and, also begged, several times to make love to Shakira. To treat her as one might a wild mustang, and in the process, give her a child that will one-day be a man-king, specializing in sport and what she offers which is pizzazz and rhythmic body movements. I am available for head coaching.
with Todd Haley, Miami Dolphins, and Coach Spags.
0 comments:
Post a Comment