NFL FANTASY LEAGUE FOR THANKSGIVING DAY

Here's the story: You are going to be shut in with at least six "football fans" on Thursday. Barring the possibility of some sort of bus breakdown, most of these people are probably going to be your relatives. One of them will undoubtedly be a sad, bird-of-prey faced brother-in-law looking to pick a fight about "All this Occupy crap," and who has also admitted, during the course of an otherwise unrelated story, to pepper-spraying a woman-of-the-evening. Another is an uncle who can only make mixed drinks with cinnamon in them. A third is a woman who, let's face it, you are not sure how you are related, but she is smoking Misty 100s in the middle of dinner while wearing a pine green turtleneck underneath a customized Aaron Rodgers jersey whose nameplate reads "Mrs. Rodgers." (She is likely your wife or mother, come to think of it.) (Also, if you are in New Jersey, it goes without saying that she is wearing a Wayne Chrebet jersey with plaid sleeves and has been d-r-u-n-k since Labor Day weekend.) READ MORE...