fun with old sportscards

I was just thinking of you. Yeah. Just was maybe going to take a bath. Had a couple glasses of Sauvignon Blanc and a cheeseburger at Friar Tuck’s—the piano guy was dynamite, by the way—came home, and was looking at some old photo albums. And I was thinking of maybe taking the boat out…What? No, (laughs). Not now! Silly… Wait, what’s the matter with now? If I feel like boating right now, I will take it out and there’s not anything you can do, because You. Don’t. Care. Right? Isn’t that what this is about? Isn’t it? You got your way… And… I’m sorry. That’s not why I called. Listen…. Listen…. I’m not as tough as people think I am. I’m not just Manitowoc’s number one pest control guy. I don’t have life whipped. At least, not since you left.

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