We Are Out of Fucking Recipes.

Wait I have one!!!!!!!!



You're fired.

DRUGS

Is the whole Today show basically just one long prescription drug infomercial? Every 90 seconds on Monday AM's episode, it seems there was a new prescription drug spot. This is one for Pristiq, which helps prevent red-headed women from killing dolls.

2 Part Question

Twenty-five people had been hospitalized, and seven had developed a kidney failure called hemolytic uremic syndrome. No fatalities had been reported, it said.

HOW MUCH FUCKING RAW COOKIE DOUGH DO YOU HAVE TO EAT TO GET KIDNEY FAILURE? WHERE EXACTLY IS THE DIGNITY IN THIS GODDAMN COUNTRY, ANYWAY?

are you cool?

From Stacey ***** to Me

hi tim. i wasn't talking about route 420...you have to be "cool" if you know what I mean.

stacey



From Timmy Tucker to Stacey *****

Stacey,

Glad to hear back from you! Unfortunately I am a little confused. I am cool, at least my mother and co-workers say so. So if you want someone who is cool, I am your guy!

Tim

telephone

FOUND HERE

Go Listen to Like 46 of These in a Row

check it out

KUMON? No Thanks.

I keep seeing advertisements for a youth learning center called "KUMON." I'm not sure who is in charge of branding there, but would it be off base to say they sound like child molesting retards?

1) The word KUM or CUM or however you want to spell it...don't really want to drop off my kids at any place with that in the title.

2) It's also (cutely) misspelled. That really instills confidence. Why not just call the place "2+2=7"?

3) Nice "face" in your "O" -- is this a cartoon of a depressed child?

How many balloons would make that house in UP float ...Pixar's run, etc.

A typical party balloon—11 inches in diameter, with 26 inches of curling ribbon—can lift 4.8 grams, or about 0.17 ounces. Assuming these flimsier balloons could withstand the strain—and not counting the extra string that would be involved—it would take more than 9.4 million balloons to lift Carl’s house.

Do it For Alexa!!!

They're both pretty much single again.

I'll keep you posted.

did you know steven cojocaru had a son?

it is true. he plays in the LA band "Love, She Wrote" and you can tell he is hard because he has such a bad ass chest piece.

i want to fix up a house with bill laimbeer

In two weeks, the state will begin offering $25,000 to anyone who buys a home, as long as they pay 1 percent of the total cost and live in it. Landlords or speculators aren't eligible.

If You Can't Take a Joke, Don't Be One

stay out of New York then, Palin

2 things to check out today

mike watt, dboon, george hurley's pre-Minutemen band

litte fucking synth anyone can use

oh and a third thing...i like this blog 1000x/minute

In case you were wondering...

Pete Doherty still loves drugs

Stan Van Gundy & The Mock Turtleneck

Can someone out there with more free time (or interest) than I take a look and see when the Orlando Magic playoff wins have occurred, was Stan Van Gundy wearing a tie or a mock turtleneck? I am betting most of them happened when he had the wherewithal to don a tie, and not take the easy way out with the rayon, Sani-Fit, shiny mock turtleneck. Stan--if you want to show your team you have a little pride, wear a tie tonight and get the win.

Pavement Nastanovich IKEA

real IKEA trip

thanks TOby.

PARIS STREET RACING FROM THE DRIVER'S SEAT

nice sounds.
Thanks to Ted for the link.

Shooting Blood from your Dope Syringe all over the walls

Enjoy

TURD WATCH: Palin at Yankees Game w/ Rudi and Judy

Are we really judging Dwight Howard this harshly?

Dwight Howard. First finals game ever. Wasn't stellar, but then again the dude is what? 24?

Marc Berman from the NY Post takes hyperbole to a new level:

Howard made just one field goal all evening, raising questions on whether his lack of touch around the basket will prevent him from ever carrying the Magic to a title.

Get off the dope, Marc. Jesus. You make Andrea Peyser seem fucking level-headed. He's played one Finals game in his life and based upon that, he'll never win a series? Hmm...makes perfect sense. Then again, let's not forget Howard's in-the-paint tutor is Patrick Ewing who quite often brought his own lid with him to throw on the hoop during the playoffs. The only thing I remember about Ewing is him missing a lot of 1 footers...

Maybe, Berman's hanging too closely with Shaq, whose late-career paranoia is reaching Axl Rose-like proportions

Show Idea.

Regis & R. Kelly.


I'd watch.

Sounds like a douche, to be honest.

I always thought that after "Kill Bill," things could have opened up for him. I thought he would have been taken out of the B-movie world and remembered by the industry that had forgotten him. It didn't happen that way.

...

I first met him 20 years ago, when we were working on a Roger Corman picture. He pulled up onto the set in a red Maserati -- he drove right into the shot. They asked him to move the car, which -- of course -- he didn't.

Michael Madsen on David Carradine. Probably the worst "obit" ever. Do the math Madsen.

All You Can Eat at Dodger Stadium

interesting