4/13/2007
FRIDAY THE 13TH -- ZOMBIE TIME!!!!!!
Here goes. You didn't ask for it, but here's a round-up of the most horrific covers of "Zombie" by The Cranberries on YouTube.
1. Whoops. This is the worst. Hands down. If you've ever made out with this woman, I'd like to hear about it.
2. The bass player looks like he's fucking boogie boarding. Hey pal, unless you're shroomin', I think you're on solid ground. No worries.
3. Disappointing, because it only features one still image of Dolores of the Cranberries over the top of some open-stage wankerZZZ. If you have to beat a small animal today and do not have sufficient motivation...
4. This actually rules. Little french kid on guitar, no vocals.
5. Well, here's another one that sucks. Really lo-fi version. Couple of people waiting for their meds to kick in, sitting against a wall in a bus depot. Music is keeping them happy.
6. Here's CONOR OBERST!! I love the keyboard illustration on the wall behind the dude. This kid is actually a good musician. Don't know why he is torturing the world with this song. His father actually drank a gallon of Glenlivet on this day.
7. Nice stage presence. What is this, community service?
8. Here's the WES ANDERSON players...
9. another cool-looking, otherwise-talented young musician making a massively crappy decision to perform this song
10. These guys actually fuck marshmallows.
1. Whoops. This is the worst. Hands down. If you've ever made out with this woman, I'd like to hear about it.
2. The bass player looks like he's fucking boogie boarding. Hey pal, unless you're shroomin', I think you're on solid ground. No worries.
3. Disappointing, because it only features one still image of Dolores of the Cranberries over the top of some open-stage wankerZZZ. If you have to beat a small animal today and do not have sufficient motivation...
4. This actually rules. Little french kid on guitar, no vocals.
5. Well, here's another one that sucks. Really lo-fi version. Couple of people waiting for their meds to kick in, sitting against a wall in a bus depot. Music is keeping them happy.
6. Here's CONOR OBERST!! I love the keyboard illustration on the wall behind the dude. This kid is actually a good musician. Don't know why he is torturing the world with this song. His father actually drank a gallon of Glenlivet on this day.
7. Nice stage presence. What is this, community service?
8. Here's the WES ANDERSON players...
9. another cool-looking, otherwise-talented young musician making a massively crappy decision to perform this song
10. These guys actually fuck marshmallows.
